Tourists

ATTENTION TOURISTS OR WOULD BE TOURISTS PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CAREFULLY!!!

When you are driving in a town that you are not from or not familiar with please CHOOSE THE RIGHT HAND LANE. Remember people do live here and do drive here to commute and deal with their day to day lives and you driving 15 MPH under the speed limit tends to mess up our day.

Please observe all traffic laws. Just because you are from Ohio and come to Mississippi doesn't mean that our law enforcement will give you a break.

When you see a broken white line dividing 16 feet of pavement this is called a LANE. The rules of the road state that you must choose one side or the other to drive on not straddle the lane.

If you happen to pass up the street that you are going to use don't just lock up your brakes. This causes accidents and people do DIE in traffic accidents. If you cause a 5 car pile-up due to your own stupidity then our insurance rates increase and pretty soon we will be like New Orleans where the insurance rate is triple what it is nearly everywhere else.

We don't mind you looking at the beach while you drive as long as you are paying attention to your main job first which is driving.

Lastly We don't care how y'all do it up north. This is South Mississippi and we do stuff our own way and have our customs and traditions. Enjoy it or LEAVE!

Thank you and Welcome to Biloxi.